1. Tiger's Facial Lacerations From Wife, Not Accident!  permalink

Tiger's Facial Lacerations From Wife, Not Accident!
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It seems the facial lacerations that Tiger Woods' supposedly suffered as a result of his car accident on Friday, were actually inflicted by his wife. While being confronted by his wife, Elin Nordegren, about his alleged affair, it got mayjahly heated to the point that she scratched up his face. He headed to escape in [...]

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Tiger's Facial Lacerations From Wife, Not Accident! Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV   —  Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

2. EXCLUSIVE: David Hasselhoff Rushed To Hospital After Seizure  permalink

EXCLUSIVE: David Hasselhoff Rushed To Hospital After Seizure
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David Hasselhoff was rushed to a hospital by ambulance Friday after suffering a seizure, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. Hasselhoff's neighbor Christian (he asked that we not use his last name), told RadarOnline.com that he saw the ambulance arrive at Hasselhoff's home. "I asked one of the paramedics how David was doing and he told me ...

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3. The Monster Ball Begins!  permalink

The Monster Ball Begins!
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Lady GaGa was looking ferosh as she kicked off The Monster Ball Tour in Montreal on Friday. We don't wanna give anything away other than to say…. America is in for such a treat! She is doing an arena-caliber show in theaters! Pure amazeballs!!! [Image via WENN.]

4. Lily Allen In Prison?!  permalink

Lily Allen In Prison?!
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She should be for sporting that look! While performing in Scotland on Friday, Lily Allen showed off her, uh, figure in this trashtastic ensemble resembling a slutty prisoner Halloween costume! And it's damn scary! Have another, hun! [Image via Fame Pictures.]

5. Hello Kitty Has A Nip Slip  permalink

Hello Kitty Has A Nip Slip
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Luckily for her, she was wearing some of Lindsay Lohan's heart-shaped pasties.

6. Ciao Python, Hola Go!  permalink

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Python vs go. lots of good pointers for python multiprocessing.