[Discover] Apple's New iPhone | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/apples_new_iphone (iphone apple humor theonion)
 [Discover] Dane Cook Parlays New Burger King Menu Item Into Hour-Long HBO Special | The Onion - America's ... http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dane_cook_parlays_new_burger_king (satire comedy humor theonion)
 [Discover] In The Know: Do You Remember Life Before The Segway? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_do_you_remember_life (video segway onion humor)
 [Discover] Not Again: 24 Great Films Too Painful To Watch Twice | The A.V. Club http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/not_again_24_great_films_too (movies list review film)
 [Discover] NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nascar_coach_reveals_winning (funny video onion humor)
 [Discover] Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_town?&utm_source=digg_1 (funny humor ninja video)
 [Discover] Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified) | The Onion - America's ... http://www.theonion.com/content/video/proposed_classified_bill_will (video gubment fakenews theonion)
 [Discover] Political Scientists Discover New Form Of Government | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/political_scientists (politics funny onion science)
 [Discover] I Got What America Needs Right Here | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_got_what_america_needs_right (politics jimmycarter humor theonion)
 [Discover] In The Know: Are We Giving The Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power? | The Onion - America's ... http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_we_giving_the (video robots onion humour)
 [Discover] War For The Whitehouse | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/ (politics humor news ha)
 [Discover] Patriots' Season Perfect For Rest Of Nation | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/news/patriots_season_perfect_for_rest (sports humor funny football)
 [Discover] Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaks (video theonion government diebold)
 [Discover] Black Guy Asks Nation For Change | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change (obama funny change theonion)
 [Discover] Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film | The Onion - America's ... http://www.theonion.com/content/video/wildly_popular_iron_man_trailer (trailer ironman film theonion)
 [Discover] Johnny Sharp on the American satirical newspaper's website The Onion | The Guide | guardian.co.uk http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/features/story/0,,2270411,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront (anchor awesome guardianuk theonion)
 [Discover] In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough? | The Onion - America's ... http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government?utm_source=embedded_video (funny theonion)
 [Discover] Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/video/situation_in_nigeria_seems_pretty?utm_source=slate_rss_1 (funny theonion)
 [Discover] FCC Okays Nudity On TV If It’s Alyson Hannigan | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fcc_okays_nudity_on_tv_if_it_s?utm_source=EMTF_Onion (nudity video alysonhannigan funny)
 [Discover] YouTube - OMG! All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4vDClhnJjs&eurl= (ctrlaltdel theonion)
 [Discover] Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/news/idiom_shortage_leaves_nation_all?utm_source=onion_rss_daily (theonion language)
 [Discover] Computer Being Stupid | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/computer_being_stupid (computers theonion)
 [Discover] CIA Asks Bush To Discontinue Blog | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30649 (theonion blogs georgewbush)
 [Discover] The Daily Dish http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2007/10/the-core-bullsh.html (onn bullshit candidates theonion)
 [Discover] In The Know: Our Troops In Iraq | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_our_troops_in_iraq (iraqwar fakenews theonion dnd)